A Freight Elevator
A freight elevator is a wondrous machine.
Story Time
I love stories. I love to tell them. I love to hear them. These are some of my favorites. Some are fiction. None are truth.
2016
2015
The Hugger of Trees
The most you could say - all you could say - it's just a tree.
Look Nice Precious Heart
The words echoed in her ears - not ominously - a whisper, not a thunder.
More Beautiful
“Where were you in the hospital? Didn’t you have a nurse named Blair?”
2014
Mom's Request (Timmy Counts to Five)
"There’s a fly in my soup! What do I do?" Asked Timmy of his mom as he stared at his stew.
The Silent Dilemma
I asked of my mom, “Mom, what would you do? What would you do with a bug in your shoe?”
2013
Beautiful
Some beautiful things have happened to me the past few weeks, and it would be a shame to split the stories up.
The Honorable Rupert Arturo Murdoch
Rupert A. Murdoch lived on a beach along a long cliff within easy reach...
2010
Can This One Be Mine
You have a new one, can this be mine?
2009
The Fountain
Chris could not believe his eyes.
Fluff v. PB
This is the story of Cap'n Fluffy's run in with Bucktooth the Pirate
2008
Cribs - By Request
Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you stuff that makes you more eccentric than the guy living next door.
Hey Fuw... Why The Wristband?
Man, I am so glad you asked. This is the most awesome story ever.
The Guru
I've been waiting for you.
2006
An Open Letter to Carlos Mencia
I tend to find racial stereotypes to be the cheapest jokes.
The Painter
Some might call this story an analogy, others a parable. I prefer to call it a painting.
Like I Need Another Hole In My Soul
I collapsed in the corner of their upstairs landing...
2005
Mom
My mom’s story, unlike most people, begins not with her birth but with mine.
Pepe le Fuw
This story starts with a phone call.
2004
A Fuwjax By Any Other Name...
Names are odd things. I don't mean the letters on your drivers license. I mean your name.
Class Riots
You're going to listen to this story, and you're going to like it.
TNT: We Know Strippers
My former students had more drama in their collective pinky finger than Mr. Turner has on all of his networks.
Blood and Water Mix Just Fine
We took a pony keg down the river.
Reflections on James 4:8a
Come near to God and he will come near to you.
How Fuwjax Got His Name Back
I did not, contrary to popular belief, make it up.
Pillar of Fire
It was, in a word, beautiful.
A Tale of Two Weddings
The story about telling the story of my cousin Jeff's wedding at my friend Jeff's wedding.