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Story Time

I love stories. I love to tell them. I love to hear them. These are some of my favorites. Some are fiction. None are truth.



More Beautiful

“Where were you in the hospital? Didn’t you have a nurse named Blair?”


The Silent Dilemma

I asked of my mom, “Mom, what would you do? What would you do with a bug in your shoe?”



Some beautiful things have happened to me the past few weeks, and it would be a shame to split the stories up.



Fluff v. PB

This is the story of Cap'n Fluffy's run in with Bucktooth the Pirate


Cribs - By Request

Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you stuff that makes you more eccentric than the guy living next door.


The Painter

Some might call this story an analogy, others a parable. I prefer to call it a painting.



My mom’s story, unlike most people, begins not with her birth but with mine.


Class Riots

You're going to listen to this story, and you're going to like it.

TNT: We Know Strippers

My former students had more drama in their collective pinky finger than Mr. Turner has on all of his networks.

A Tale of Two Weddings

The story about telling the story of my cousin Jeff's wedding at my friend Jeff's wedding.