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It's a miracle
It's a TV dinner.
It's Fuwjax.

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Bare with Me

Sometimes the only thing you can do is rip open your chest, pull out all your squishy bits, and fingerpaint with your soul. Sometimes happens a lot for me. Apparently my chest is full of infinity and love and sex. It’s laced with music and science and toys and politics and humor. Be warned - here be dragons… mad, passionate dragons.

2017

Que Sera, Sera

I feel special, and that says more about you than me.

2015

Exit, Stage Left

Well done, good and faithful servant. Come and share your master's happiness.

What Does That Look Like?

For he who loves God without faith reflects upon himself. He who loves God in faith reflects upon God.

Fall in Love with Yourself

It doesn't matter who you are or they are, you can love anyone anywhere anytime. You can even love yourself.

More Beautiful

“Where were you in the hospital? Didn’t you have a nurse named Blair?”

2014

Real Good Thing

Some days are worth celebrating because they aren't the day they were a year ago.

2013

Beautiful

Some beautiful things have happened to me the past few weeks, and it would be a shame to split the stories up.

Here

I'm proud to be an Aggie for the same reasons I'm proud to be a Texan and an American.

Art

We use words like "art" without any idea of what we are really talking about.

Legal Status FTW

Legal status is the pretty-pink-bow-on-a-pig way of saying legal discrimination.

Social Contract What?

Let's look at some of the reasons why people claim I should form an opinion about the legal status of marriage and why I think they're ridiculous.

Mahwidge

Marriage is not about love. Marriage is not about sex. Marriage is not about commitment.

2012

Him in You in Him

It may come as quite the surprise, but I have on occasion been known to analyze the circumstances - and people - in my life.

Good Night

All too often we miss the transitions that should demand reflection.

The Head Goes Boom

Infinity, as you may remember, is a mathematician's fancy way of saying "I don't know."

2011

Goodbye, Little Girl

We've been together for so long, it's difficult to imagine a life without you.

The Diet

I've created a new diet. Not "diet" in the sense of "gimmicky way to lose weight" but a full-on life changing process around eating.

2009

One Unit To Rule Them All

And so, my dear pupils, it is time for another foray into the deep effervescent thoughts of that most delightful system of measurement, the Mike Unit.

In

I’m in love.

2008

Cribs - By Request

Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you stuff that makes you more eccentric than the guy living next door.

2006

2005

Out With A Bang

This time of year makes me think of, ponder, and otherwise potificate the many facets and faces of death.

Shhh. Be Verwy Verwy Qwiet

Elmer Fudd and I have separate wascally wabbit hunting grounds; his acetate, mine in the far more elusive job market.

Third and Final Toast

I had the distinct priviledge and pleasure this past weekend of giving both my first and my second toast at a wedding.

2004

PETAL

Everyone wants to protect the cow, but no one ever cares about the cotton.

WYSINWYG

Every new t-shirt longs to show off it's newness.

Law of Averages

The key to the gambler's fallacy is "your luck will change".

Innumeracy

You just don't run across proud illiterates most days.