It's perfect.
It's unbelievable.
It's a miracle
It's a TV dinner.
It's Fuwjax.

Bare with Me

Sometimes the only thing you can do is rip open your chest, pull out all your squishy bits, and fingerpaint with your soul. Sometimes happens a lot for me. Apparently my chest is full of infinity and love and sex. It’s laced with music and science and toys and politics and humor. Be warned - here be dragons… mad, passionate dragons.

2015

Reflections on a Funeral

Sometimes the only way through is from the outside looking in.

Exit, Stage Left

Well done, good and faithful servant. Come and share your master's happiness.

The Hugger of Trees

The most you could say - all you could say - it's just a tree.

What Does That Look Like?

For he who loves God without faith reflects upon himself. He who loves God in faith reflects upon God.

Fall in Love with Yourself

It doesn't matter who you are or they are, you can love anyone anywhere anytime. You can even love yourself.

Selves Have Left the Building

For the past 20 years, I’ve been living with dozens of women.

More Beautiful

“Where were you in the hospital? Didn’t you have a nurse named Blair?”

2014

Real Good Thing

Some days are worth celebrating because they aren't the day they were a year ago.

2013

Farsighted Hindsight

It's hard to believe that I've been out of the hospital for almost a month.

Beautiful

Some beautiful things have happened to me the past few weeks, and it would be a shame to split the stories up.

Here

I'm proud to be an Aggie for the same reasons I'm proud to be a Texan and an American.

Art

We use words like "art" without any idea of what we are really talking about.

Legal Status FTW

Legal status is the pretty-pink-bow-on-a-pig way of saying legal discrimination.

Social Contract What?

Let's look at some of the reasons why people claim I should form an opinion about the legal status of marriage and why I think they're ridiculous.

Mahwidge

Marriage is not about love. Marriage is not about sex. Marriage is not about commitment.

2012

Him in You in Him

It may come as quite the surprise, but I have on occasion been known to analyze the circumstances - and people - in my life.

I Do, You Do, We All Do For Ice

Anyone can say they are married. The government does not have any hold on the term, simply on the legal status.

Deus Ex Cardboard

I tried to record what I couldn't write.

Good Night

All too often we miss the transitions that should demand reflection.

Beauty Is Its Own Beholder

to Ashley, who showed me beauty not as I see it, but as it is.

Time Keeps on Turning Turning

Alright, enough delay… It’s time to talk about time.

The Head Goes Boom

Infinity, as you may remember, is a mathematician's fancy way of saying "I don't know."

2011

Goodbye, Little Girl

We've been together for so long, it's difficult to imagine a life without you.

The Diet

I've created a new diet. Not "diet" in the sense of "gimmicky way to lose weight" but a full-on life changing process around eating.

2009

One Unit To Rule Them All

And so, my dear pupils, it is time for another foray into the deep effervescent thoughts of that most delightful system of measurement, the Mike Unit.